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What are you doing?

A: What are you doing?

B: I'm waving my hands fanatically in the air.

A: Why are you doing that?

B: To keep the tigers away.

A: But there aren't any tigers around here!?!?!

B: See how well it works?

(Did I say tigers? I meant "death panels".)

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I'll sometimes refer to "elephant repellent" in the same context, i.e., preventing problems that won't ever occur anyway.

"To guard against the bites of sharks."

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