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Transcript of the Obama presidential oath do-over

My cut-and-paste keys aren't working well. Some of the words may be mangled. If they are, you can go to Talking Points Memo's report on this.

At 735 pm, Roberts administred the oath of office again to obama in the map room. Robert gibbs said the wh counsel, greg craig, believes the oath was fine Tuesday, but one word was out of sequence so they did this out of a "an abundance of caution." Most Democrats would have stupidly let the lawyer's claim be enough, but Obama is smart enough to know that it is easier to fix a problem when it is small.

"I expect most of my time this year is going to be spent un-fucking situations created by stupid Bush appointees, I just didn't think it would start on inauguration day. So, dumbass, let's get started with this one..." Obama joked while sitting on a couch.

Obama stood and walked over to make small talk with pool as roberts donned his black robe. Under the robe he wore a tshirt that said, "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointing up.

"God, I'm such a fucking idiot. Can't we do this without photographers?" Roberts asked.

"No, you shithead fuckup. You had 2 years to memorize this ONE fucking paragraph. You had ONE fucking paragraph. I don't care if you were distracted by the cold or the wind. You. Are. Going. To. Talk. Slowly. And. Get. It. Right. (pause) OK?," obama replied.

Oath took 25 seconds.

After a flawless recitation, roberts smiled and said, "congratulations, again."

Obama said, "thank you, sir. By the way, I've asked the FBI to contact your university to see if you actually fucking graduated or were you yet another Bush appointee with a false resume."

Smattering of applause.

"All right." Obama said. "You reporters better cover this right so that the blogs shut the fuck up or I'm gonna shove my big black balls down your face."

Obama then kicked Roberts out of the room and everyone mocked Roberts for an hour before the Obama's left for the varous parties around D.C. they would be attending.

Again, my cut-and-paste keys aren't working correctly so please check TPM if you spot any typos.

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That's glorious. May I post a link to this in the obama_2008 community?

That's something new for this administration

There's been an abundance of Obama fanfic.

"You reporters better cover this right so that the blogs shut the fuck up or I'm gonna shove my big black balls down your face."

I mean, if that's all we get out of an Obama presidency, it was worth it.

I look forward to the honeymoon!

What was the actual last comment to the press about?

> "All right." Obama said. "The bad news
> for the pool is there's 12 more balls."

"the pool" refers to the group of reporters that follow the president everywhere.

"balls" refers to the dances/celebrations held around Washington D.C. to celebrate the inauguration.

Thus, there are 12 parties to run to, do something photo-worthy, and leave... and the gaggle of reporters have to follow him to every one.

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