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Oh this one hurts!

Sadly, Not the Dimmest Bulbs in This Town.
Girl #1: I bet you don't even know who invented the light bulb.
Girl #2: I do, too! It was Alexander Graham Bell.
Girl #1, laughing hysterically: No, it wasn't! It was Albert Einstein.

--Staten Island Ferry

Overheard by: alissarules
via Overheard in New York, Mar 22, 2010

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FFS.

That's all I have to say.

Overheard on a NJ Transit train a few years ago:

"Ohmygod. I was like, sitting on my front steps, and I was like in my pjs and my hair was a mess and, like, this guy I like, you know, Bobby? He, like, just happened to walk by RIGHT THEN and I was a MESS you know? My hair was just a MESS! And he happened to walk by like RIGHT THEN. Ohmygod. Isn't it ionic?"

Yes, she said "ionic."

EDUCATION FAIL.


Edited at 2010-03-26 12:01 am (UTC)

Maybe they're both Greek. Happened all the time in Ionia.

Awesome.

Actually Ironic

Edited at 2010-03-26 11:12 am (UTC)


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